What would your cat say if he could talk?

Answers:
I WANT MY NUTS BACK! *sobs*
lol

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He'd tell me that HE'S in charge and I should stop kidding myself!! :-)

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What happened to my balls?

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Stop putting mayo on my tuna!

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STOP PETTING THE DUMB DOG AND GET OVER HERE!!
yep that is my cat

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Pet me!
Feed Me!
Let me out of this house.
Along those lines...lolz

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I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

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Pet me
Feed me
Leave me alone I am sleeping

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She'd say "This is MY house and I'm just letting you live here, so, rule 1.) NO DOGS ALLOWED and rule 2.) You must always obey and do my bidding."

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maybe something similar to that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jaykw-x6...

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My cat "yells" at me when I get home. I always imagine she is saying "Where have you been all day, I had to occupy myself, get off the phone and pay attention to me and I need some treats and please pet me and dont ever leave again" She has separation anxiety I think. I cant even go to the bathroom with the door closed because she screams like she is about to die and tries to pull the door open.

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The cat would probably say"you are so good to me". My cat is my love. when I go to my computer room, I only have to look down and there she is setting close to my feet. If I wiggle my toe, I feel her fur, I look down and there she is.

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If it's 6am on a Sunday morning, I imagine it'll be something like this...
"MOM! WAKE UP AND FEED ME NOW! MOM... ARE YOU AWAKE YET... BREAKFAST TIME! FEED ME... MOOOMMM, I'M STARVING... FEED ME!"